Lard

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  • Lard Lard - Can God Fill Teeth Lyrics

           

    Don't ask me why
    But I was walking down the streets
    Of Fairfax, California
    And I saw this flyer hangin'
    On a telephone pole, and it said
    CAN GOD FILL TEETH?

    For a $10 "donation"
    You could see silver fillings turn
    To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
    New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
    Flashlight and a mirror and observe

    But wait a minute
    Didn't I just read
    About how the cops are getting parents
    To plant bugging devices
    In their kids' teeth
    So if they disappear they can track 'em
    Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
    And all that

    And didn't I read
    That these devices can go two-way
    And everything that I do or say
    Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
    Planted in my cavities
    And they didn't even tell me
    no wonder every bad thing
    In and out of my mouth
    Keeps winding up on my employment record

    All those fillings
    All those crowns
    I'll show them
    Who's the boss of my big mouth

    Where's the pliars
    God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
    Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
    This is all coming out now-TODAY!

    CHORUS
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!

    Must be some kind of conspiracy
    The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
    Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
    Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!

    CHORUS

    Needlenose
    Up my nose
    -Agh!-
    Where did all these wires come from?
    How far up into my skull do they go
    I pull out more and more copper spagetti

    How'd my Weekly World News get all w wet?
    God damn fishsticks melted again
    What are they trying to do to me?
    No secrets in the land of the free!

    There
    no one's gonna tell me what to do
    It's worth eating baby food
    The rest of my life
    To be a free man
    Bastards
    Probably wouldn't understand me anyway

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