Lard

Lard

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  • Lard Lard - Mate Spawn And Die Lyrics

           

    Hair by mail
    Tit jobs for teens
    Go broke appearing rich
    Searching for rosebud in the fire

    Pop stars fingers in the fans
    The therapist you wish you had
    Crucifix or lubricant
    Government by fad!

    CHORUS
    Mate! Spawn! and Die!
    Mate! Spawn! and Die!
    My my my my...

    Are those salmon upstream turning red
    From shear embarassment
    Came all this way up all them ladders
    Without checking a map

    My the farce be with you

    In one corner of the ring
    That cherished myth
    Falling in love magically solves
    Every problem you've ever had

    In the other corner
    Spooon size shredded dreams
    The Gods must be crazy
    The movie goers must be crazy

    CHORUS

    Wrong worm, hooked again
    Mounted on the wall in my own den
    I'll talk alone to a firefly
    Dial 1-900-Suk-Me-Dry

    You can't throw me to the lions
    I'm Charlton Heston!
    You can't throw me to the lions
    I'm Charlton Heston!

    CHORUS

    Yippe ti-yi-yi-yo
    Ho ho ho ho
    Whaat do you really want for Christmas, children?

    "...Mmmmm...
    Nice place ya got here, darlin'
    Sure wish the hot water worked
    Gotta rinse my jizz off before mornin'
    Or I'll itch for a week-"

    Rarp!
    Damn! that water's cold
    Agh!
    Eeee!

    Steven Tyler
    Of all people once said
    "If men bled
    Would tampons be free?"

    Omi'god, I gottag get goin'
    "Now?"
    I forgot to feed the cat

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