Lard

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  • Lard Lard - The Power Of Lard Lyrics

           

    Lard
    You can see it
    In the clouds up in the sky

    Lard
    Floats by in clusters
    In our water supply

    Lard
    It's all of us, man
    In our pores and in our hair

    Lard's
    What we conceal
    With these corny clothes we wear

    Lard is all
    Lard is divine
    Lard is control
    Lard whips and chains our soul

    Lard, We carry credit cards
    Lard, We live in fear of art

    Lard is the OM
    Lard is revolution
    Lard is the tapeworm
    In the bottle of cheap tequila
    That comes alive at night
    And sneaks up
    And bites your nipple

    Lard
    Lard

    Nowadays, most of us need someone
    To run our personal life
    Someone to see that
    The plants are watered,
    Someone to make sure the place is clean,
    Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
    Someone to call for theatre tickets,
    Someone to make up those cheap excuses

    What we need is

    Lard, The answer
    Lard, The dancer
    Lard, The ointment
    Lard, The dream
    Absorb it
    Inflame it
    Respect it
    Molest it
    The country right now just wants to be
    Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
    Sacrifice or learn
    No one is over the hill
    When the mountain comes to Mohammed

    Lard
    Lard
    Lard

    Lard, We love to eat
    Lard, We love to pray
    Lard, Mold over mind
    Lard, Hooray

    Every time I take a crap
    It's a cosmic experience

    Religion and chemicals
    Are the key to the future

    Next time we have sex
    Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

    The weasels have it down, man
    It's a whole new age

    Lard

    Which would you prefer
    A computer or a gun

    The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

    Pity the poor trainer
    In the stable when the race horse farts

    Poison oak really is
    The aphrodisiac of the Gods

    When people are asleep
    We must all become alarm clocks

    Hey, man
    Life is my college

    It's Dental Floss of the mind
    Who will babysit the babysitters

    Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
    Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke

    It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
    Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

    Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
    Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford

    Are you a man or are you a mouse
    If you love your fun- Die for it

    And feel
    The Power of Lard
    The Power of Lard
    The Power of Lard
    The Power of Lard

    Avoid everything, etc

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